"...Asking a bar to “bail out” your tab doesn’t work.
Trust me.
Consider building your own still.
All you need to do is read a couple books, get the parts, find a welder you can trust, mix up some mash and, uh — that ain’t gonna happen.
...Instead of spreading your money around, spend all your dough at one bar.
Regulars get benefits.
If your home is about to get repossessed, make sure you throw one last kick-out-the-jams party before you go.
And by jams I mean windows.
...Liquor stores are not always a better deal than bars.
When was the last time a liquor store comped part of your bill?
You can wheedle free drinks out of the bartender by telling him you just got laid off.
And in this kooky economy, it’s entirely possible you’ll get laid off more than once a week.
Better a poor man drunk than a rich man sober.
Think about it.
Consider getting a bar job.
It’s recession proof, especially if they don’t keep tight inventory.
Better times are just around the corner.
You know the place".
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